I got into an MMA fight with Kieran Drew & Dan Koe

The crowd roars as I stomp around the bloody octagon.

Kieran’s face is on the floor.

Knocked out.

But all of a sudden, the crowd goes radio silent… I see a concerned look on their faces… I look behind me…

It’s Kieran. He got up.

It’s probably the Yorkshire tea he had before this fight that’s pushing him at this point, I mean, you gotta give it to him, that stuff is worse than crack cocaine.

He’s making his way towards me and mumbling something about digital freedom.

But before he gets to finish his sentence, I drop kick him in the head.

He’s lights out...

I go to grab him by his hair and drag him around the octagon, but his hairline is non-existent at this point. There’s no hair to grab.

And as I was going for the finishing blow, a crazy Kieran Drew fan jumps into the octagon.

It’s Dan Koe.

He can’t stand to see his buddy lose.

The man is a tower, he’s 6’3.

And you know what they say: “The taller they are, the harder they fall” (or something like that).

He throws a 3-punch combination, I bob, weave, duck, and hit him with a nasty uppercut.

Dan falls.

Perhaps he should’ve kept his mullet to soften the land.

It’s a humiliation what’s happening to them…

The referee calls the match off, and before I know it, I hear the announcer say:

“And the NEW social media writing world champion, HUSSAIN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

The crowd goes wild.

I go to Kieran’s shining bald head, light a match, sit on his back, smoke my Cuban cigar, and wait for the paramedics to come and carry both of them.

“Ahhh, that’s the sweet taste of victory.”

At this point, you must be wondering…

“What the heck am I reading here?”

“Hussain, did you actually get into an MMA fight with Dan and Kieran?”

Yes and no…

You see my friend, this is me taking a blow at the 2 titans of writing, Dan and Kieran, by hosting an exclusive workshop on How To Write Threads In 1-2 Hours A Day.

What Kieran and Dan offer works, but it works for a different time, it works in 2020, not 2025…

This is why I’m doing this workshop.

I am helping you do the same things I’m doing and gain 1,000s of followers and 1,000,000s of impressions every month.

Just in the last 21 days, I got 2,5000,000 impressions and 1,000 followers while writing my master’s thesis.

So when I designed the workshop, I had the ultra-busy individual in mind.

You won’t get any tricks, hacks, or wishy-washy advice

Just implementation with plug & play templates and frameworks of what I’m doing (and how you can do it too to gain followers and build your email list).

The workshop starts on April 11th.

And to make sure you get the best possible experience, only 30 seats are left.

Because I know how big calls and workshops get a little hectic and it feels like you just paid to watch a video and not interact with the creator/host.

But this way, we’ll get to chat, have fun, and write awesome threads that go viral.

One last thing before I go to the hospital and check on Kieran and Dan…

More than 1,300 people are getting this email — so to be fair to everyone, spots are given out on a first-come, first-served basis.

See you on April 11th!

Want to secure a spot early?

Reply with “I’m in” and I’ll send over the details.

– Hussain